21+1 Twitter FAQ and/or annoying comments for @Julius_S_Malema

  1. Shouldn't you update your profile to "former" president of the ANCYL?
    This faggoty-goated gag fracking kak comment or question must stop. Suspension of ANCYL members is pending appeal. Only if appeal fails or decision is upheld will I vacate my position.
  2. Why won't you just move on already? It's been almost 18 years since the death of apartheid and it's a-holes/d/c/{insert all forms of demeaning terms you can think of} like you that set us back and won't let us unite.
    Fellow white people, don't confuse forgiveness with forgetfulness. There is still a lot of imbalances, inequalities and deep wounds that were caused by 100's of years that won't heal in a mere 2 decades. Blacks resent you. Why? For if their parents had had same opportunities as you then we'd be on equal playing fields. You had a 100 year head start in everything and expect us to just accept that this "race" this is fair when you are still ahead of us by 100's of years?

    We forgave you but we have not forgotten or healed yet. Accept it. Work with us. Yeah, we'll still try to guilt you into doing things but that's the price you pay. Issue closed!
  3. Why are you always shouting?
    I never shout. My volume gets raised when I emphasize a point.
  4. Why do you hate whites?
    Compound and double barrel question. This question assumes I hate them and therefore seeks to trap me.
  5. ...but the media said...?
    ...then ask them! Why ask me what "they" say?
  6. Are you saying their sources are wrong?
    @Johan_Nivvy, come on now! Stop referring to faceless and imagined sources used by propagandist media to sell their drivel and lies.
  7. Do you ever think before you sing/speak/tweet?
    (Face palm)
  8. What were you thinking when you referred to @JonahFisher as a bastard bloody agent?
    I'm born of a single parent too; making me a bastard, yet you don't see me taking offense to that.

    He was heckling me. Emotions were high. He was badgering me with questions and would cut me off so to change context of my responses. You may think that you'd have behaved differently but put yourself in my shoes and say WWJD? Julius – not Jesus!
  9. How do you justify using tax-payers' money...
    For crying out loud while fapping to Madam Gogo's over-airbrushed photos in election campaign posters... I don't work for government. Never have. Probably won't ever.

    BTW- having sexual thoughts about Madam Gogo should be termed as bestiality.
  10. ...but you do work for government? Are you not the president of the youth?
    What's my cabinet position? Any department? Municipality? Government comprises of multiple parties, the ANC being the majority but even then membership to it does not equate to government position.
  11. Would you still kill/die for...?
    I was warned against using such strong language and I doubt I'd utter such words in public again. I've learned a lot since then. Maturity!
  12. Can we buy Juju clothing in {insert location here}? Why did you decide to manufacture the clothes in China? What does that say about your confidence in SA manufacturers?
    For the septillionth time: I have not endorsed or am not linked to any clothing line. The word "Juju" is for anyone to use.

    The media continues to associate it with me even though I've distanced myself from it. Juju is a word used to show endearment (i.e. darling), song by Zakes Bantwini, etc. it is not necessarily and/or strictly trademarked and a brand name for me.
  13. Shut up, what do you know... you failed woodwork.
    In certain instances Aristotle's theory on rhetoric need to come into play but I don't see how me making comments on anything not related to woodwork allows anyone to invoke the Ethos (reputation/credibility) clause based on my failure to pass woodwork.

    • It is a cheap shot and unnecessary to discredit valid point made based on that.
    • Most of you don't say: we won't buy Microsoft products because Bill Gates dropped out.
    • The clothes you are wearing were probably made by a 5 year old Chinese boy who can't even speak his own home language.
    • The walls in your office & home were built by labourers with Standard 2 education.

    Hulle moet almal Sit Down! Shut up and go home!
  14. Can I join ANC/YL/WL even if I'm white?
    Yes, but only if you can say "agent provocateur" and remember to call others "chief" or "my boss".
  15. Do you have it in for all Education Ministers or is it just the female ones?
    Look, I never had anything against the twanging one. Certainly have nothing against the current one. BUT, if anyone, male or female disrespects me - I'mma respond dawg. Ain't no one gonna like that kak homs. When isht hits the fan or ministers be trippin' on me like that; I gotta defend myself yo! Peace.
  16. Any word on your farming venture or R16m house?
    I take it you saw the quantity surveyor's documents. Ha? You have proof of the figure ne? Like thumb sucking statistics and numbers and get all excited over them? You must just chill. Jy moet bopha!

    As for the farming... no comment!
  17. Why don't you respect your elders? Especially your leaders...
    Let's not confuse being scared of someone and respecting them. Thin line there. In politics, as in business - we are all equals and play in an even playing field. Elders, whom I have lots of respect for, must be able to take constructive criticism and not cower behind ageism & play the "respect thy elders" card every time they are confronted with facts they need to face.
  18. Why do you hate helen zille, lindiwe mazibuko, blah blah blah?
    I have no feelings for anyone. If someone has objectionable views or comments, they need to be called to order. This whole tip-toeing around issues or ignoring the elephant in the room (in DA office they call her Lindi Mazibuko) is not my style. I confront them head on. Finish and klaar!
  19. ...but you're too chicken to debate with...
    Look, the DA (and their youth league) are a mass of debaters. Let them mass debate on their own.
  20. Why won't you reply to my tweets?
    • Your question has already been answered in my timeline before (probably 10's of times before)
    • ...it is irrelevant to current conversation and would derail current twitter mood
    • I'll send you a Direct Message if what you asked is interesting or seems relevant
    • I don't reply to twitter war bait designed to make me look ridiculous or validate a certain point due to a badly structured (often intentionally so) question.
  1. Please follow me; please RT...
    Your timeline shows that you are an attention seeking weirdo who needs to get off twitter/fB and make real friends. Now! Please!!! By having me following you will instil a sense of importance in you and bragging right you do not deserve because your timeline is about celeb gossip and all vain and shallow nonsense. Join a library book club or something.
  2. Why don't you retweet idillionare, @GarethCliff, @TrevorNoah... speaking of which, do you find jokes he makes about you funny?
    Everyone follows the tweet stealing idillionare and RTing her is like preaching to the choir. Gareth and Trevor are the most followed South Africans on twitter; therefore I assume that what they said needs not be repeated because everyone already got it. Trevor? As a nation we need to learn to laugh at ourselves and stop taking ourselves too serious. Hands off Madiba though!
  3. Is this your real twitter account?
    (face palm)