Definition of ibhunu

Ibhunu /e.boo.nu/ (n)

  • An oppressive and exploitive system/regime (originally based on Apartheid).
  • Individuals who contribute/support/perpetuate such an oppressive system
    • Police officers
    • Spies (impimpis)
    • The enforcers of the system
    • and those who unfairly benefit from the system
  • Zulu term for the Afrikaners subgroup in South Africa

This post was inspired by a twitter challenge posed by @Julius_S_Malema to prove where Julius Malema ever sang songs containing the words “Shoot the Boer” in this form, language and arrangement.

To this day the context of “ibhunu” in the chant “Dubul’ibhunu” has been misinterpreted by some groups in South Africa.

Making politics fun

Twitter FAAQ – Frequently Asked Annoying Question #1

Let’s get right on to it:

 

Aren’t you a smart one? Or at least trying to. Shame. Let me educate you…

Every country or organisation defines it’s own set of age related rules.

  1. Age of Consent (sexual): in some countries there is no fixed or pre-defined age of consent. You can have sex with any pubescent or post pubescent child and it would not be illegal. In South Africa it is 16.
  2. Legal working age: China is known for allowing kids as young as… well, infants I guess, work. In South Africa you can not employ a kid under the age of 15.
  3. Legal drinking age: South Africa’s is 18 but other countries have their own. Go do your own research.

The point of this? Youth is defined in SA as anyone between the ages of 14 to 35 years old. Am I too old to lead a youth organisation? NO! As a 31 year old, I am well within the defined age of youth. Being an older young man means I’m experienced in being young or have been a youth for longer so I can offer better advice and leadership to others.

 

Why I Voted ANC…

Written by MaBlerh for | some time around May/June 2011

The ANC remains the husband that abuses me but I’m staying for the kids. I get lied to almost everyday. My in-laws are corrupt and greedy. They really do not care about anyone besides their close family and friends. The only good thing that my husband has ever done for me is to stand up for me against my ex-husband (National Party or Apartheid) other than that I’m just a trophy that gets nice treatment occasionally when he wants me to support him in public.

The D.A is the guy that constantly urges me to leave my husband’s mansion in Malamulele and come live with him in Mphakati would treat me like a queen but I don’t trust him as he has been divorced 3 times and has 6 kids.

COPE is just an opportunist that wants me to get divorced so that i can spend my divorce settlement with his broke ass.

The NFP is a sleazy guy that lives with his parents and is looking for a shag to get confirmation that his Vuvuzela actually works.

The IFP is that unemployed guy that is so good at telling tales of how good he was at his last job and how he is destined for greatness.

The FF+ is my ex husbands half brother who claims that he can treat me better than his brother who stripped me of my dignity.

As much as I want to get out of this marriage, I really do not have anywhere to go. That’s why I chose to stay with ANC.

War is good. It gives jobs to soldiers…

SA government says it’s good for a few anarchistic group of hooligans going around committing crime because it allows it to employ more police officers – after all the focus is on job creation.

If those criminals kill a few people; hey it’s good business for undertakers and business booms for insurance companies as more people take life insurance & insure their property.

This is an honest personal analysis of the current unemployment situation in South Africa inspired by, and in relation to our president’s utterances and/or the government’s stance on e-tolling.

Government’s justification of the system is that it’ll create jobs.

One needs to compare the numbers to see why e-tolling is wrong. While we are excited about the prospect of getting new infrastructure developed, as our president dubbed this year “the year of infradev”, one needs to wonder again: what are the hidden terms and conditions behind that. Will that infrastructure development mean or be just another e-tolling system – we build now & force you to pay for it later, further bankrupting citizens and businesses?

Jobs created at what/whose expense? This is becoming a trend…

  1. charge people more in order to get more funds to pay welfare(they can have more kids & get more money per kid),
  2. buy bigger and more expensive cars for ministers (it creates jobs for dealerships & people who wash them),
  3. stay in expensive hotels (more jobs for valets, cleaners, hotel attendants, security and restaurants), etc.

With e-tolls they say a few hundred jobs will be created for people who collect the funds or do general administration at the collectors’ offices and of course the maintenance of the roads… all this from the extra money we have to cough up paying for the system.

Broken Window Fallacy all over again: increase price of doing business in SA – more expenses on roads mean price of everything goes up, getting a few people fired because companies need to save on costs/expense through downsizing, more people getting deeper in debt or even fewer people being hired or starting new businesses… just so a few jobs are created.

How do a few thousand people losing their income justify a few hundred getting new jobs?

My frustration with this issue was further exacerbated by Google South Africa in partnership with our good old government, again, introducing their new product: Woza Online; a service that allows businesses to get free websites designed, developed and hosted. Great idea right? NO! This is killing off an entire industry of entrepreneurs who offer these services at very good rates. There are businesses that resell website hosting services, that design and develop websites but hey who cares… let’s snatch food from their & kill off their industry by saying we are helping others get these things for free.

The stubbornness and arrogance in which all of this is done leaves very little to be desired and perhaps validates the call for change in ANC leadership in December for one that will understand the people and not try to screw them every chance they get.

When you have a man whose nephew lives large while his employees are committing suicide due to no salaries for years and he just shrugs his shoulders and never intervenes; instead securing his son’s position(s) in business – oh man stop denying it; we all know he gets all those businesses because of who you are – is just disgusting.

Be the lone voice of reason and you are cast outside the structures or labeled disloyal or unpatriotic.

This has to stop.

SABC 1 interview

Corruption is Good – Broken Glass Fallacy

Someone has to take up arms, defend & shout at the top of their voice “we are willing to die for tender processes”; especially those of Limpopo. No, Mr. President, it is not “Limpompo”!

For those unfamiliar with the parable of the broken window, allow me to update you on it:

Have you ever witnessed the anger of hard working white South African, Zillen Hiller, when her party's nemesis, the great and unstoppable ANC, hands out tenders to cronies? If you were present at such a period of her life, you will most assuredly bear witness to the fact that every one of her concubines and tea ladies, were there even only 10 of them, by common consent as if living in Cape Town is the next best thing to being in heaven, offered her this invariable advice

Corruption is the rot of our society, engineered by the likes of ANC who are eager to see our beautiful country becoming yet another banana republic. What with this Protection of Info bill. They are using our tax money for their greedy, selfish selves.

This uttered before running to courts, getting the Hawks involved and calling for the big scary Public Protector.

Oh lord, were you there and saw the political points scored with whites who suddenly see all social ills as the work of the big bad and incompetent ANC. Oh the grand standing and shouting as they tell "Bokkie, pack up... we are going to Australia".

The emotions would be stirred but let’s take a moment and see it from the other side, according the Frederic Bastiat:

Suppose the “tenderpreneur”, as the guys in red call them, makes R1m after paying his unskilled labour to make a hack of the job or when some official finally decides to cancel the deal and Mr. BEE gets a good settlement from the deal – buys himself a Range Rover and extends his mansion. Let’s say, thumb sucking figures here, he spends R16 million on this project.

Is it not fair to conclude that his money created further employment “opportunities”? He can now go to the nearest Chesa Nyama (corner stores with do-it-yourself braai areas) to grow his “six-pack”. That right there is contribution to the GDP! Had he not made that money off the tender, the chesa nyama might have gone out of business.

Mr. BEE can now employ a guy or two to wash his car. Employment right there!

His massive property development/extension employs lots of labour from Alexandra township. More employment!

Am I the only one who sees this? We want things from outside akere? Ok ge Mr. BEE buys his clothing and watches from foreign retailers. Let’s say Breitling or Gucci/Louis Vuitton… they too open shops in Sandton in the Michaelangelo tower and pay their local employees. Without Mr. BEE’s tender – none of this would’ve been possible.

To add to the mix, he can now walk in Melrose Arch, diversity. With him there, more waiters/waitresses, security guards, car guards and cleaners are employed from the nearby township. Mr. Maninginingi (opulent) brings his friends who are show offs and they spend money that is the size of Zimbabwe’s entire GDP. Who reaps the benefits of the money he didn’t work hard to get? The general public.

Before you throw stones at tender scouts and these noble men, who deserve to be knighted for the good job, think about this: would the guy in Kakamaas have done this to these people/beneficiaries?

There’s more to be said on the subject but let’s be honest: our people stopped caring about education and favour tenders as a way of creating wealth and employment. If you are able to get the tender; they applaud you and root for you because they know they can beat their chests and tell their friends that the rich guy is from their kasi.

This world would be boring without the Khanyi Mbau’s of this world who specialise on teaching tenderpreneurs lessons in financial management.

We need tenderpreneurs.

Improving vocab: ignorant

With an imminent life set for me outside the party structures, as predetermined and process for which the chaps in the upper echelons of Luthuli House have but completed, I find myself with time… to give back even more.

No, I’m not talking about contents of Ratanang Trust account or space for a few hundred people to build shacks in my back yard. I’m talking about giving abstract resources like free advice and my 2 cents worth on issues. No quid pro quo. See it as my pro bono work ;-)

Today’s advice: words black people misuse.


Ignorant: adj. lacking knowledge, uninform or unaware.
Usage: an ignorant statement

Iyo, darkies will butcher that word to kingdom come. To them it means:

Not paying attention
Used in a sentence: Hawu, why didn't you answer my calls? Were you being ignorant of them again? You like being ignorant when people phone you vele.

Good people of South Africa, being “ignorant” is not the act of intentionally not paying (aka “ignoring”). It means something else.

Learn it. Use it. Your call.

Who cares about rhino poaching anyway?

R10 notes are the problem. It’s like waving a kid in front of a pedophile’s face. Government part removed them as a way of curbing the issue.

Twitter interactions have exposed me to the narrow minds and ignorance of the so called slacktivists/clicktivists that hide behind 2 meter walled ivory towers while typing and clicking away while connected on their 4Mb adsl lines or sleek iPads, iPhones and Blackberrys with Wi-Fi broadcast in the entire house or even neighbourhood.

They make generalisations based on the few interactions with people they meet in malls. What they fail to see is that SA is not really divided along racial lines anymore (ok, maybe ganyane) but along social and economic class lines.

The middle class/bourgeois that is educated and informed, who are few and far in between, do not have the same struggles as the masses. Let’s take a step back for a while and explore this concept of “the masses”.

According to 2001 figures:

  • Sandton had total area of 134km2, population of 125k or 938 people per square km
  • Alexandra, only 6km2 from Sandton had 166k people living in its 7km2 area or 25 530 people per square KM
  • Diepsloot 8.58km2 50k people or 6k/km2

Just because you ave massive land area which is hardly occupied does not make you “part of the masses”. It is the densely populated people who are a mess and know the meaning of mass struggle who are “the masses”.

These apartheid denialists, the ever “tw#t” chanting and schadenfreude clouded imbeciles, who are happy to see people being kicked out of the ANC, have never even seen Ramaphosa or Holomisa settlements out in Germiston and Boksburg, respectively.

These MyBroadband forum trolls who will comment on anything written on News24 under the safety of anonymity twist and turn context to suit their self-created fear of blacks – yes, blacks fear blacks more, you runts!

These are the John Robbie fans, listening to him spewing his ever popular 7am “Comment” and championing the new LeadSA rhino saving cause. Mxm!

Oh how happy they are to tweet “maybe you guys must stop breeding so many babies and find a job, stop killing animals to feed your litter”.

Do you think that behind all the space issues, inequality and poverty the people care about some animals they can never afford to pay to see anyway? To them it’s truly a non-entity and rhinos are like dinosaurs: out there, maybe, but have no direct impact in their lives.

Before you lambast me with comments about the tourism industry & foreign investment that it all attracts, think about it this the next time you order your cabernet sauvignon or Pineau de la Loire with filet mignon steak half raw with well-done bacon and veggies at the “save the rhino” fundraising dinner – remember this:

The masses (majority) have bigger problems.

The next time you feel the need to rant/rave/btch and moan about trivial issues; spare me the drivel and don’t mention me in your tweet. I’m out liberating people; fighting for economic emancipation – do not concern me with your stupid issues.

How could one care more for animals than fellow human beings? How many animals have gone extinct? Did the world end with them? Hey, your and my kids can watch the rhinos in NatGeo or have Steven Spielberg or even better: some imaginative guru like James Cameron create 3D movies of them.

It’s not short-sightedness. I know all about instant gratification and the long term benefits of patience. Someone pointed out the issues in Zimbabwe and blamed their “take the farm now, feed us for a day & worry about tomorrow when/if we get to it”.

The plight of the rhino, while a serious matter, should take a backseat to more serious issues of human beings.

In closing: I do not promote poaching. Far from it! I simply think that we are making too big a noise about the issue.

21+ Twitter FAQ and/or annoying comments for @Julius_S_Malema

  1. Shouldn’t you update your profile to “former” of “ex” president of the ANCYL?

    This faggoty-goated gag fracking kak comment or question must stop. Suspension of ANCYL members is pending appeal. Only if appeal fails or decision is upheld will I vacate my position.

  2. Why won’t you just move on already? It’s been almost 18 years since the death of apartheid and it’s a-holes/d/c/{insert all forms of demeaning terms you can think of} like you that set us back and won’t let us unite.

    Fellow white people, don’t confuse forgiveness with forgetfulness. There is still a lot of imbalances, inequalities and deep wounds that were caused by 100′s of years that won’t heal in a mere 2 decades. Blacks resent you. Why? For if their parents had had same opportunities as you then we’d be on equal playing fields. You had a 100 year head start in everything and expect us to just accept that this “race” this is fair when you are still ahead of us by 100′s of years?We forgave you but we have not forgotten or healed yet. Accept it. Work with us. Yeah, we’ll still try to guilt you into doing things but that’s the price you pay. Issue closed!

  3. Why are you always shouting?

    I never shout. My volume gets raised when I emphasize a point.

  4. Why do you hate whites?

    Compound and double barrel question. This question assumes I hate them and therefore seeks to trap me.

  5. …but the media said…?

    …then ask them! Why ask me what “they” say?

  6. Are you saying their sources are wrong?

    @Johan_Nivvy, come on now! Stop referring to faceless and imagined sources used by propagandist media to sell their drivel and lies.

  7. Do you ever think before you sing/speak/tweet?

    (Face palm)

  8. What were you thinking when you referred to @JonahFisher as a bastard bloody agent?

    I’m born of a single parent too; making me a bastard, yet you don’t see me taking offense to that.He was heckling me. Emotions were high. He was badgering me with questions and would cut me off so to change context of my responses. You may think that you’d have behaved differently but put yourself in my shoes and say WWJD? Julius – not Jesus!

  9. How do you justify using tax-payers’ money…

    For crying out loud while fapping to Madam Gogo’s over-airbrushed photos in election campaign posters… I don’t work for government. Never have. Probably won’t ever.BTW- having sexual thoughts about Madam Gogo should be termed as bestiality.

  10. …but you do work for government? Are you not the president of the youth?

    What’s my cabinet position? Any department? Municipality? Government comprises of multiple parties, the ANC being the majority but even then membership to it does not equate to government position.

  11. Would you still kill/die for…?

    I was warned against using such strong language and I doubt I’d utter such words in public again. I’ve learned a lot since then. Maturity!

  12. Can we buy Juju clothing in {insert location here}? Why did you decide to manufacture the clothes in China? What does that say about your confidence in SA manufacturers?

    For the septillionth time: I have not endorsed or am not linked to any clothing line. The word “Juju” is for anyone to use.The media continues to associate it with me even though I’ve distanced myself from it. Juju is a word used to show endearment (i.e. darling), song by Zakes Bantwini, etc. it is not necessarily and/or strictly trademarked and a brand name for me.

  13. Shut up, what do you know… you failed woodwork.

    In certain instances Aristotle’s theory on rhetoric need to come into play but I don’t see how me making comments on anything not related to woodwork allows anyone to invoke the Ethos (reputation/credibility) clause based on my failure to pass woodwork.

    • It is a cheap shot and unnecessary to discredit valid point made based on that.
    • Most of you don’t say: we won’t buy Microsoft products because Bill Gates dropped out.
    • The clothes you are wearing were probably made by a 5 year old Chinese boy who can’t even speak his own home language.
    • The walls in your office & home were built by labourers with Standard 2 education.

    Hulle moet almal Sit Down! Shut up and go home!

  14. Can I join ANC/YL/WL even if I’m white?

    Yes, but only if you can say “agent provocateur” and remember to call others “chief” or “my boss”.

  15. Do you have it in for all Education Ministers or is it just the female ones?

    Look, I never had anything against the twanging one. Certainly have nothing against the current one. BUT, if anyone, male or female disrespects me – I’mma respond dawg. Ain’t no one gonna like that kak homs. When isht hits the fan or ministers be trippin’ on me like that; I gotta defend myself yo! Peace.

  16. Any word on your farming venture or R16m house?

    I take it you saw the quantity surveyor’s documents. Ha? You have proof of the figure ne? Like thumb sucking statistics and numbers and get all excited over them? You must just chill. Jy moet bopha!As for the farming… no comment!

  17. Why don’t you respect your elders? Especially your leaders…

    Let’s not confuse being scared of someone and respecting them. Thin line there. In politics, as in business – we are all equals and play in an even playing field. Elders, whom I have lots of respect for, must be able to take constructive criticism and not cower behind ageism & play the “respect thy elders” card every time they are confronted with facts they need to face.

  18. Why do you hate helen zille, lindiwe mazibuko, blah blah blah?

    I have no feelings for anyone. If someone has objectionable views or comments, they need to be called to order. This whole tip-toeing around issues or ignoring the elephant in the room (in DA office they call her Lindi Mazibuko) is not my style. I confront them head on. Finish and klaar!

  19. …but you’re too chicken to debate with…

    Look, the DA (and their youth league) are a mass of debaters. Let them mass debate on their own.

  20. Why won’t you reply to my tweets?
    • Your question has already been answered in my timeline before (probably 10′s of times before)
    • …it is irrelevant to current conversation and would derail current twitter mood
    • I’ll send you a Direct Message if what you asked is interesting or seems relevant
    • I don’t reply to twitter war bait designed to make me look ridiculous or validate a certain point due to a badly structured (often intentionally so) question.
  21. Please follow me; please RT…

    Your timeline shows that you are an attention seeking weirdo who needs to get off twitter/fB and make real friends. Now! Please!!! By having me following you will instil a sense of importance in you and bragging right you do not deserve because your timeline is about celeb gossip and all vain and shallow nonsense. Join a library book club or something.

  22. Why don’t you retweet idillionare, @GarethCliff, @TrevorNoah… speaking of which, do you find jokes he makes about you funny?

    Everyone follows the tweet stealing idillionare and RTing her is like preaching to the choir. Gareth and Trevor are the most followed South Africans on twitter; therefore I assume that what they said needs not be repeated because everyone already got it. Trevor? As a nation we need to learn to laugh at ourselves and stop taking ourselves too serious. Hands off Madiba though!

  23. Is this your real twitter account?

    (face palm)